¡Welcome to New York, Melo!

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AJ the Barber

What Number is Melo gonna wear?

via ESPN New York Peep the NBA STORE BEASTING!! LOL! They just couldn’t wait to Put his NAME on that Jersey…Couldn’t wait till They found out Dude’s Number! But New York Knicks Fans are definitely ecstatic. Carmelo got the Social Networking sites Popping. I must admit I’m a little excited myself. (pause) We haven’t made the Playoffs since 2004, when we got swept by the NJ Nets, and We haven’t won a Playoff Game since 2001. That’s a long fucking time. While doing an early spring cleaning this year I actually found some Knicks Promo/Memorabilia from 2001 and 2004. I gotta post some photos. Today, or Last night rather, was a night bearing great news for Knicks fans. I didn’t even want to entertain the idea because we were terrible for so long that it made me cynical that we would we good or have something good happen in a while. In some situations, I would rather expect the worst than expect something good and set myself up for Disappointment. And that’s what past 10+ years have been for us. A Disafuckingppointment. Although this trade doesn’t necessarily make us contenders over night, we can compete against a lot of other teams that we couldn’t have before. Hell, we weren’t even contenders the last couple of years.  Today was a good day, because this news was a Big Step in the Right Direction for the Knicks. I don’t remember the last time I felt We even Took even a Baby Step in the right direction. :/ Okay, time for Bed I got work later today. Good mornight, Knew York. :) http://alesserevilny.com/2011/02/22/¡welcome-to-new-york-melo/

“CHEAT” – A Lesser Evil

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AJ the Barber

I just placed a Rush Order for the CHEAT Shirts Today! (…just a few a hours ago; it looks like Rent might be a couple more weeks late :/) I’ll have the Shirts by Thursday and they’ll be Available for Sale this Friday, December 17th. I’ll be lurking around the outside of Madison Square Garden with some friends selling them. Here’s the Mock-up pic from the previous post from a week and a half ago. The actual shirts will be slightly different: No Orangey-Red Gradient in the front, the Text and Numbers will be straight Red and Black.

“CHEAT” – A Lesser Evil (Mock-up)

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AJ the Barber
So, I didn’t get a chance to watch last night’s Heat-Cavs game, but I couldn’t help but hear (or read rather) about it All over the Internet. Anyhow, I thought what the heck, seems like an appropiate time to post this silly spoof idea of mine. A couple months back while I walking back to Frank’s Chop Shop from my lunch break, this idea just came to mind. It was a No Brainer, and I drew it up in Illustrator that same night. Money has been tight, but I’m working an order and hopefully, it’ll be ready for December 17th when the CHEAT make their first appearance this season at Madison Square Garden. ;)

Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

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AJ the Barber
(a little late with this one, but whatever…)

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A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent.  Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.
According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan.  As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down.  Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused.  Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings.  The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up.  Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed. A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specific case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.
Way to Live Up to the Name, Mr. Cummings! LOL! :D On another note, I’m not sure if he really did anything wrong and should have been arrested; What do you think ?? via Dead Serious News

Damn You Auto Correct!

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AJ the Barber

‘The Big D’

‘What’s Taking You So Long?’

I don’t have an IPhone, I’m actually part of Team Blackberry, but I still thought this was Funny and I do get a lot of silly mispelled text messages from my Friends who have IPhones so I guess I am affected. (I guess that means a ‘W’ for Team Blackberry in this department ;) )

View a  lot more of them here.

Via Frank151 via Damn You Auto Correct!

Frank151 Presents Chapter 43: Bug Out! and The Ricky Powell Art Funk Explosion!

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AJ the Barber
Frank Chapter 43 (out this Winter) will be guest curated by legendary NYC street photographer Ricky Powell. He has enthusiastically dubbed this the “Bug Out!” edition. ‘To celebrate the release of Chapter 43 as well as Ricky’s Silver Anniversary of “taking professional photos on a hangout tip,” select images from the Bug Out! chapter will be on display at Sacred Gallery in NYC this December. The show will kick off with The Ricky Powell Art Funk Explosion on Thursday, December 9th, featuring music by Chances with Wolves. Make sure you email your RSVP to events(at)frank151.com. The art show will run until the end of December, when Ricky Powell will conduct a World Famous Slideshow to bring the exhibit to a close.’ -Frank Green (Frank151) via Frank151 About a month and a half ago, the Rickster came by Frank’s Chop Shop to hang out and get a quick clean up by your boy (pause). Mr. Powell is a Character, he had me LOL the whole time – Literally. Here’s the video clip from that day. It was an honor to be able to kick it with the Rickster and give him a haircut. Dude is a Pioneer and I’ve been a fan of his work for years. Check out some classic flicks on his site or Google: ‘Ricky Powell’